How often do you masturbate? And do you practice anal. And if so how do you like it?

Hmm to answer this I'd need to use the equation pie=doesn't matter multiplied by don't give a fuck divided by shit I don't fucking know depends on how active my imagination wants to be that day. I don't practice anal but I do anal from time to time though I don't see me doing that so much anymore... it's nice but it often makes me want to poop... Only my wife will be getting my butthole from now on. Yes I think I'll end up marrying a woman

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