If you were a Transformer, what would you transform into?

I would transform into an unknown creature whose sole purpose is to destroy shitty fucking movies like transformer... I mean the shitty ones w/ too many special effects and have no clue that they're shitty. OH BIG BOOM AND MAKE FOR GOOD MOVIE? Nope... you lost my attention after the 80's... ur no beast wars... I do hope this is the last I'll see of these movies

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